RFK Jr.’s FDA head wants diabetics to get cooking classes instead of insulin
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The FDA Commissioner also promoted a report from the Make America Healthy Again Commission, which President Donald Trump's administration released earlier this week

Why don’t they just have a better pancreas?

  • AreaKode@lemmy.world
    47·
    8 days ago

    Could you guys just… die? We can’t afford to pretend to care anymore. The shareholders demand more blood!

  • cybervseas@lemmy.worldEnglish
    11·
    7 days ago

    Reminds me of the new South Park special.

    • If you’re rich, you get insulin
    • If you’re poor, you get cooking classes
    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      3·
      7 days ago

      But then turn it on it’s head so the insulin cocktails (and they should make them insulin martinis/spritzes/negronis/etc in the show) use (behind the bar) the most sketchy, shit-quality insulin possible, and the cooking classes are top-tier CIA (not the intelligence org) ones

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    7 days ago

    We will have gas chambers soon. Those fix everything. In other news Charlotte is being renamed Neo Nuremberg. Both are race towns.

  • tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz
    52·
    7 days ago

    T1D here. I don’t have context but knowing nutrition-fu and having skills to make it tasty is not a bad place to be. Just saying

      • tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz
        14·
        6 days ago

        Not if I have the choice, of course. But if I had to, I could follow the ways of my wife, she’s been on ketogenic diet (no carbohydrates) for five years by choice. I wouldn’t need insulin if I did the same. This is what I mean - knowledge is power.