The revived No JS Club celebrates websites that don’t use Javascript, the powerful but sometimes overused code that’s been bloating the web and crashing tabs since 1995. The No CSS Club goes a step further and forbids even a scrap of styling beyond the browser defaults. And there is even the No HTML Club, where you’re not even allowed to use HTML. Plain text websites!
The modern web is the pure incarnation of evil. When Satan has a 1v1 with his manager, he confers with the modern web. If Satan is Sauron, then the modern web is Melkor [1]. Every horror that you can imagine is because of the modern web. Modern web is not an existential risk (X-risk), but is an astronomic suffering risk (S-risk) [2]. It is the duty of each and every man, woman, and child to revolt against it. If you’re not working on returning civilization to ooga-booga, you’re a bad person.
A compromise with the clubs is called for. A hypertext brutalism that uses the raw materials of the web to functional, honest ends while allowing web technologies to support clarity, legibility and accessibility. Compare this notion to the web brutalism of recent times, which started off in similar vein but soon became a self-subverting aesthetic: sites using 2.4MB frameworks to add text-shadow: 40px 40px 0px hotpink to 400kb Helvetica webfonts that were already on your computer.
I also like the idea of implementing “hypotext” as an inversion of hypertext. This would somehow avoid the failure modes of extending the structure of text by failing in other ways that are more fun. But I’m in two minds about whether that would be just a toy (e.g. references banished to metadata, i.e. footnotes are the hypertext) or something more conceptual that uses references to collapse the structure of text rather than extend it (e.g. links are includes and going near them spaghettifies your brain). The term is already in use in a structuralist sense, which is to say there are 2 million words of French I have to read first if I want to get away with any of this.
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I fucking hate JavaScript
counterpoint: https://bestestmotherfucking.website/
Those websites are amazing, thank you.
I checked the source to find the song only to realized I already had it in my playlist 😂
That is made by someone who had a Geocities website, or went 1000% in on MySpace back in the day.
Just to mention it:
gopher://sdf.org
There is no better place for plain and real content
Get this bs outta here. I write on paper! No one knows my thoughts or feelings!!
What devilry is this? Written word? Real cultures use oral history to store knowledge!
Passing information between two simultaneously existing entities? Get outta here! All cultures use the Jung collective unconscious to store knowledge!
WORDS??? The cheek of it!
Thoughts in a contiguous sequence??!!? What utter bloat! Why even have a past or future when a pure consciousness need only experience the horizon of an infinite present.
Ⰰ⭕☣╛⊄ⴓ⬤⡥◻ⶠ≣ℙ⡥≾⚽⡳ⴖ≋ℒ⊴⎟⼑⋪‡⛘⩎??!!? ⓿▆╟❵! ▧⟺⛴∎Ⳗ⭥♟↠⤢⮪ⱎ⧏ⲇ⿁⌔⋓!!
Or hieroglyphs, to stay on the sane side.
I’ll say one thing for the No CSS philosophy - at least it eliminates light-colored text on a light-colored background using the thinnest possible font, which is probably the stupidest stylistic trend since the web began.
I remember the wonderful feeling when Discord had a redesign in like 2017 or 2018 where they undid that awful gray-on-white design trend and made the text actually have contrast. These days the annoying trendy design thing is articles/blogs with extremely narrow width.
no i do not want to read paragraphs that are this wide. this is making it way more annoying to read. please stop doing this.
at least Firefox has Reader Mode.
I’m annoyed by that too, and I think the reason is so they can cram more ads in it. I had to turn of my adblock for a second and forgot to turn it back on while going to a news site and I swear to God 2/3rd of the page was ads. Turned it back on and those spaces were empty making only 1/3rd of the page used. Still way better tho I’m never turning it off again.
No kidding on the ads. I shared this experience not long ago.
https://lemmy.ml/post/31496834/19167708
And the tragic thing is there was another news site that I did the same thing with afterwards, and it was literally 2.5x worse than what I documented with The Nation.
In the future there will be media queries for how old the reader is.
Will teenagers with shitty vision be able to get away with lying about their age or will there be verification?
What we need is a subset of modern web, without any bloat, especially JS frameworks.
A lot of websites can be static HTML + CSS.
The subset exists. What you’re referring to is an agreement or convention.
Maybe a little JS, as a treat?
It’s fun for hiding little easter eggs.
Some of these are extreme, but what you’re talking about is the https://512kb.club/, just keep it small, but no limits on what you can use.
A lot of websites can be static HTML + CSS.
Yeah they can, I can understand you might want to use something like php to not need to edit the footers and headers every page if you ever change them, but still.
I also like how some websites like Amazon.com refuse to add a payment platform which is more than a credit card checkout. Especially because their EU sites do have payment platforms with more options to pay. So then you have an over complicated site already with a lot of bloat and some amount of your consumers can’t even pay.
Then use a site generator like Hugo or Jekyll to stamp out new versions of your site with matching header/footer/etc.
We have that, it’s called Gemini and is accessible with Lagrange
And Offpunk.
I guess all that’s left is to form a no-utf club.
JavaScript, the powerful but sometimes overused code
now there’s an understatement.
JavaScript, AJAX, and modern web frameworks have pushed us away from displaying information in a pure and clean way. We need to go back to a better time!
Looks at no-HTML websites
Shit, we’ve gone back too far!
CSS on the other hand is quite essential to separate layout from content. Which is a good thing, so I can’t really think of a reason for a “no-CSS” rule. Specifically if you can use inline styles as well but in a way more messy way.
CSS is useful but also the devil.
CSS is mostly evil when you have to center elements in the page.
text-align: center
or
margin: auto
or
grid
or
flexbox
It’s really not that hard now.
What if I still have to support IE6?
Then quit your job and get one that doesn’t need to worry about stuff Microsoft doesn’t support anymore.
I made a promise, Mr. garretble: a promise. “Don’t you make me use any other browser,” said my nan; and I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.
She’s still using Windows XP.
Then your life choices should be of more concern then centering a div.
then
Edit: to be clear, it should be “than”.
Someone will thank you for your service. Not me, but someone.
I got you covered:
position: absolute; left: 50%; transform: translateX(-50%);
In a position relative parent
Don’t
Learn flex forget pixels and screen measurements.
I know that’s what CSS is supposed to do, but I’m not sure many people use it that way.
I think the idea is that you keep the layout as simple as possible such that you don’t need any code for it, css or otherwise.
Separate you layout from content so hard that you have no opinions about the layout.
Oh, come on. You really want some at least readable output. Things like image borders, consistently positioned images/diagrams, line breaks and page borders. Some whitespace and indentations, too. You just can’t read a couple of pages full of unformatted raw text without massive eye fatigue. I’m all for dumping JS and excessive frameworks, I’d prefer well-formed XHTML over any of that clients-side scripted crap, but totally rejecting CSS is pointless zealotry.
Some people haven’t lived through the time when HTML layout was done through nested tables, and it shows.
In a perfect world, these would be decided not server-side, but client-side by choices made by the browser users.
But our world is not perfect.
HTML but no-CSS has defaults though.
Can you read books
Yes , I can read books. I even read one or two of the 1200 around me. Those with the fuckpics and some of the funnier ones, like “Phänomenologie des Geistes” by Hegel. I wouldn’t have if they had been layouted using browser standards.
They’re not standards, it’s just default styles, which you can change.
That’s not even convincing pedantery. Nobody would assune that a browser’s standard style might be an RFC, IETF- or in any way official standard,
Why do you think I’m advocating for getting rid of CSS and not being silly?
I don’t think. You can’t prove I do! Leave me alone. You’re one of them! I knew it all the time.
Separating layout from content is good. CSS is a really bad way to do it.
Do you have an example of a good way to do it?
I host my own website, and I decided to rewrite the JS portions in React, in order to learn the framework. Boy was it a learning experience: To do the same thing required 2-4 times the amount of code—and that’s just in the scripts, let alone the all the bloat from the packages and the bundler.
I know this is a bit more radical than cutting out frameworks, but working with the JS ecosystem was such a pain, largely because there’s you need to piece together different software to make a stack work, which may or may not go together well. And since your stack is likely unique, good luck getting help on your problems. It made me miss Rust (albeit most languages do)—in Rust, you have Cargo for everything, and it’s beautiful. Rust has its own difficulties, but they actually feel surmountable compared to the dependency hell of JS.
The dependency hell of JS is caused by React. It’s an ironic turn because node gained popularity in part because it was one of the first to have a coupled package manager with a massive public contribution model, full of a billion packages that follow the unix philosophy of “everything should do only one thing, and do it well” Dependency hell would disappear if people stopped popularizing competing swiss army knives. It’s made worse by people trying to mash these swiss army knives together just to improve portfolio.
We’ve gotten to the point where you aren’t considered a real professional unless you start even the smallest projects with maximum technical debt.
It should never be impressive that you used a tool. If the tool made programming it easier then it’s not a mental feat. If the tool made programming it harder, then people should think you are kind of slow for using a tool that made development harder. This is why brag culture over what tools are used makes no sense. Just use tools that make life easier. If it doesn’t make life easier, stop using it.
That’s fair, actually: my project had 2 packages in my
node_modules
(not mypackage.json
, total dependencies!) in vanilla JS, now it has well over 100. Unreal.We’ve gotten to the point where you aren’t considered a real professional unless you start even the smallest projects with maximum technical debt.
They’re just following the example laid out by the venture capital model, really.
React is probably overkill for most simple sites. You could still use JavaScript for some cool stuff without needing all the libraries and frameworks
“No HTML club” is kinda going too far on the Web. If you go there you might as well start a No HTTP Club and serve stuff over Gopher and FTP.
But we definitely need an HTML 2.0 Club.
Might as well do
no digital club
and we exchange information through mail and pigeons.There’s an rfc for that
Too much information.
Back to smoke signals.Wait. You know what? Back to monke!
It was a mistake to leave the oceans in the first place.
Carcinization calls. Return to crab.
in my next life, i’m gonna be an insect critter hopping in the grassy meadows i guess
Yeah it’s not exactly going to be WCAG AAA either.
I recently made www.timedial.org, using mainly HTML 3.2. I tried HTML 2.0, but the lack of tables, fonts and even text alignment was a bit too much.
Sorry, but it looks awful
HTML 2.0 doesn’t have tables, and tables are not so bad, even org-mode has tables.
Since HTML 4.01 was a thing when I first saw a website:
Being able to have buttons is good. Buttons with pictures too.
And, unlike some people, I liked the idea of framesets. A simple enough websites could have an IRC-like chat frame to the left and the main navigable area to the right.
And the unholy amount of specific tags is the other side of the coin for not yet using JS and CSS for everything.
I think an “RHTML” standard as a continuation and maybe simplification of HTML 4.01 (no JS, no CSS, do dynamic things in applets, without Netscape plugins do applets with some new kind of plugins running in a specialized sandboxed VM with JIT) could be useful. Other than this there’s no need in any change at all. It’s perfect. It has all the necessary things for hypertext.
Just out of curiosity what percentage of people here are using Voyager as their Lemmy client?
Spoiler
Voyager wouldn’t work without JavaScript… shhh don’t tell anyone
Ththat’s different… you take it back!!
There are so many people here that hate cloud based services. And the same people also hate JavaScript. Like you realize if your app was just static JavaScript files, you could literally just download the entire site to your computer and run it? Why is JavaScript the enemy?
JavaScript isn’t the enemy. The enshitification of technology is the enemy.
I can get behind no JS club, I can’t get behind no CSS club.
CSS is 🆒
A subset of css is cool, but man does it go too far.
Sure, but you can’t be tracked via css so it’s okay in my book. Have fun with your whacky css sites.
you can’t be tracked via css
whacky css sites.
Oh neat! I’m working on a forum that doesn’t use any javascript
phpBBB??
No, it’s my own that I’m building from Scratch. It’s C#/Asp.Net Razor Pages. Plain CSS on the frontend, no javascript
I do wonder if we’re going to see some websites popping up that kind of hit the reset button on social media and go back to smaller communities of folks with something in common.
I kind of miss the days of actually having online conversations with folks you know are real people (not bots), that aren’t trying to be an influencer, or get famous, or some how many money off your interactions.
I think it’ll happen, but I don’t think it’s happening yet.
The unease is already there (“the internet used to be a place”/“why isn’t the internet fun any more?” sentiments and #OldWeb #SlowWeb hashtags), but I don’t think people are ready to do anything about it.
I’m only one guy, with a small internet following, but I recently had a go at launching a small “Gaymers” webring (well, a simplified version of one). I promoted it on my socials, I laid out why I think it’s a good idea, I paid to “Blaze” it on Tumblr – I even emailed some like-minded creators directly.
I rewrote the webpage multiple times, to try to make it more persuasive and more concise. I added a contact form in case people felt uncomfortable emailing me. I loosened the rules to allow commercial websites, as long as they were still independent. I worked hard on the widget and incorporated feedback (made it respect
prefers-reduced-motion
and made a static version for sites where animation would feel out of place).I got some good feedback; lots of people said it was interesting, and a good idea. But literally no one joined or expressed any interest in joining. 🤷♂️
I’m going to have one more go at promoting it next time I’ve got money to spare, but I’ll most likely end up quietly deleting it along with any evidence it existed, because a webring of one is fucking embarrassing. 💀
I guess if you build it, they will not necessarily come lmao
You may have more luck with neocities and their sites. Lots of webrings around there and a lot of people having fun.
I’ve been thinking about something like this but I’m not gay or really much of a gamer any more, so… different webrings I guess.
I love this idea. Do you mind if I promote it with some queer folks I know?
Myself I’m pretty straight and don’t have a website, but maybe one day.
I’d love it if you did that! Thanks!
i love the idea of hosting sites as part of a ring, but i don’t love the idea of having to add my full name and address in the about section, which i’d be legally required to do… i think that’s part of the issue for some people at least.
Where are you seeing that? I only see email address.
“Legally required”, so they’re seeing it in the local laws. Some countries require websites to disclose who operates them.
For example, in Germany, websites are subject to the DDG (Digitale-Dienste-Gesetz, “digital services law”). Under this law they are subject to the same disclosure requirements as print media. At a minimum, this includes the full name, address, and email address. Websites
updatedoperated by companies or for certain purposes can need much more stuff in there.Your website must have a complete imprint that can easily and obviously be reached from any part of the website and is explicitly called “imprint”.
These rules are meaningless to someone hosting a website in Kenya, Australia, or Canada. But if you run a website in Germany you’d better familiarize yourself with them.
this^ thanks for explaining it so well :D
Check out the gemini protocol: https://geminiprotocol.net/
It kinda fills that niche of the “old web”.
The main downside is that you need a specific browser, or an extension for your average browser, to load gemini sites.
And they purposely hobbled certain things people want, like inline links and images. Some clients will do it anyway, but it’s against the collective wishes of the developers.
If I wanted to track people on Gemini, I could totally do it. It’d just be in a more server-to-server way than how its evolved on HTTP (pixel trackers and such).
I know some some communities using WhatsApp. Too difficult to get in. I miss the old days of irc and small php forums.
Is there any way to go back to running these things on an old Dell in the corner of a bedroom next to a fire extinguisher?
That’s when we have truly won
There is indeed
That would be nice.