Fucking Hell, flair this fucker NSFW. I very nearly read a Daniel Hannan piece by accident.
Step 1) open up the emergency case
Step 2) take out the bottle
Step 3) take off the safety cap (careful: very corrosive)
Step 4) Tilt head backwards
Step 5) pour and apply the solution liberally to your eyeballs
Meanwhile, back in reality, Poland just shitcanned their right-wing gov & the EU is about to hand Ukraine ~$15B in seized Russian cash.
The US already cut off Europe from Russian oil and gas. There’s natural gas off the coast of Gaza. It is obvious how this is playing.
Natural gas … Gaza. In the mean time less than a million dirt poor Guyanans are sitting on the worlds largest reserve. Getting in on that is way less of an issue for anyone.
You are drawing lines that are not there. Gaza is horrible enough without inventing nonsense around it.
Yet…
“Amid ongoing war, BP and Eni among firms awarded gas exploration licenses in Israel” https://www.timesofisrael.com/amid-ongoing-war-bp-and-eni-among-firms-awarded-gas-exploration-licenses-in-israel/
Gaza is much closer to Germany, that now been cut off from Russian fossil fuels
pls, just a few more himars bro, we’re almost to Moscow, bro pls just a few more javelinsThat’s some Daily Mail quality opinion piece.
The telegraph is the daily mail for the middle class.
Welp, time for the bitter recriminations to begin
