Didn’t Goku get btfo by a heart virus?

“Won’t anyone think of the bandwidth of the poor server?”

Screw that, give us the high quality stuff. Shit would almost fit onto a floppy disk. 1.47mb is nothing.

So hiking is fascist now?

He used to have one too

Isn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

This is the Skyrim of humor

Honestly, use chatgpt to outline and condense your initial thoughts and feelings into something you feel like you can say out loud, or send in an email/text.

It’s easier when you don’t have to do it all yourself.

Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

It’s absolutely fake

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Thanks for updating it.

Thank you.

Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.