I checked the best before dates of all the beef lasagne meals I have… and they’re off

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

It’s the wrong way round

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

Holy shit I did indeed look it up, and it’s true. Dunno if it’ll hold up but it’s still shady as shit

Yeah but soon they’ll be top tier in America

Great knowledge

Excellent

Ping

Good. Can you keep us updated?

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It’s never seen one

Like you all didn’t just try to get us all to vote for a literally brain-dead guy who let you get poorer for four years.

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I had such a brain fart reading this… I couldn’t remember the word ‘moose’ because I couldn’t shake the word ‘elk’ from my brain (despite knowing it was supposed to be a word similar to ‘muse’)

And how do you get it in without moving?

He’s got Quebecois singing the national anthem in English

Wdym? I’m ootl (and my google-fu is apparently shit)

Seem kinda pointless to me, might as well divvy them up

This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c