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darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

ELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?

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ELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?

darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    Garlic is not required to survive winter.

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      Found the vampire.

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        I’m pale because the sun sets in November.

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      Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.

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        I am Canadian.

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          The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.

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            That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.

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              I will not! I will import Maple Syrup even if it’s a 100% tariff.

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                As a Canadian and former Vermonter I endorse this rabid obsession with maple syrup.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        Minnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter.

        Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.

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      Only if you’re okay with bland soups.

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        There are other spices.

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