All these no-nut November memes are jokes, right? There aren’t massive numbers of people on Lemmy who don’t jack it during Nobember, are there?
Yes
Why? Regular nutting is actually healthy. A no porn november or something like that I could understand.
Alternatively OP may be getting bottom surgery congrats
Weirdly, I am days fresh from a vasectomy.
Buddy you just ACED no nut November
Alternative to… to what, exactly?
Alternative to no nut November being over. At least that’s what I assumed given the context clues (date posted, “dec 1st” reference, etc).
OH
Oh, okay. Yeah, my first thought was also “congrats on be surgery date.”
I hadn’t even considered Destroy Dick December
There is zero requirement for you to participate in this
I don’t, of course. “Sir, this is a meme”
“This isn’t funny”
“ROFL ITS A JOKE”
Have you considered masturbation as an alternative to posting shit memes? Much more enjoyable way to waste time.
It’s December 1st in New Zealand
Abysmally childish amd stupid that guys actually do this and take it seriously. Wonder how many do it involuntarily.
Question to anyone who managed to pull through the whole month. Did you notice any change in your productivity/motivation? My productivity is shit so I’m tryna figure out if abstaining will help at all.
Why would angel of death be interested in a grave? That’s someone way past his attention.