This guy is gonna have so many girls wanting to marry him while in jail. GIVE ME THE ADDRESS, I NEED TO WRITE TO HIM FIRST!!

I miss yahoo answers.

21st century D.B. Cooper

Let’s see if it helps the obesity problem.

Add big ornaments at the bottom

Talk to a family law attorney about establishing rights and protecting the kid.

Why escape when I can thrive in North Korea?! I’d speak English, know about the outside world. I imagine I’d become a high level government employee, and maybe become Kim jong uns BFF!

I guess he’ll have to fall back on his opthalmology career.

IIRC when Amazon Fresh was a thing, they were encouraging tips, but they were caught using the tips to cover some of the hourly wages.

Yes

Women and men are ready to marry this guy, buy him drinks for life, put money in his commissary, write letters of support forever.

I recently dreamt that I had thicker, fuller eyelashes and they looked good. I saw myself in the mirror and was impressed by them.

trump could have been fanta

If people can afford to have multiple children without it negatively impacting their ability to be middle class, they will do so.

That doesn’t make it right

Wasn’t the popcorn lung due to amateur vape producers mixing it with vitamin e oil?

Interesting. I miss vaping bananas and cream vape juice. And peach, and mixed berries.

Why’s it got a long neck tho?

I’ve seen jewelry made from meteorites. It’s cool!