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I If you’ve ever wanted to kill the joy you have for a hobby, do it for money.
But Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!
No lives were lost on factory grounds, or as a result of having been exposed to active machinery. We have lawyers!
He was the CEO and the entire Board…
And he no longer owned the company afterward, so it’s kind of like losing his job. Or just spectacularly quitting.
Thank you for reminding me to get paid to masturbate while working from home today.
Bonus points if you do it during a video meeting.
With the mic unmuted.
Found Jeffrey Toobin.
Jokes on you, I play [email protected] and Cracking the Cryptic all day
SQUIRTING
