kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI am NSFWi.imgflip.comimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down11
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageI am NSFWi.imgflip.comkersploosh@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squarevery_well_lost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 days agoBut Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoAnd he no longer owned the company afterward, so it’s kind of like losing his job. Or just spectacularly quitting.
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoNo lives were lost on factory grounds, or as a result of having been exposed to active machinery. We have lawyers!
But Wonka never got fired for doing what he loved: murdering bratty children with experimental chemicals and industrial equipment!
He was the CEO and the entire Board…
And he no longer owned the company afterward, so it’s kind of like losing his job. Or just spectacularly quitting.
No lives were lost on factory grounds, or as a result of having been exposed to active machinery. We have lawyers!