Amid tensions between Pakistan and Iran, Afghanistan's Taliban administration urges restraint. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan considers recent violence between Iran and Pakistan alarming. Both countries should strengthen regional stability and resolve disputes through dialogue. Tensions started after Iran launched airstrikes on Pakistan, claiming to target a militant group. The attack imperiled diplomatic relations. Pakistan recalled its ambassador to Tehran. Analysts say a military response from Pakistan is unlikely.
You know you’re in an alternate universe when Taliban urges you to show restraint…
Our worldlines have been shattered, all metatemporal axes are out of phase and even the Timearch is without recourse on her plank space throne.
Remember back when the worst thing that happened was a handful of popular celebrities dying naturally?
There will come a time when you can’t, and maybe that will make dealing with our current ecological, economic, and social collapse easier to bear as it gets worse and worse every day…
Is this story leaking from the dimension where the Taliban are global leaders of peace, the Kardashians have Nobel Prizes, and Hippopotamus meat is considered a delicacy?