mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square204fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down120
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square204fedilink
minus-squareFluminaInMaria@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI’m squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
I’m shitting in the shower.
Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!
I’m squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.