Reads the part where Jesus flips the tables on the money lenders.
“No … no … not that part, we love money and need to elect all the greedy billionaires.”
Reads the part about a certain golden calf.
“OH! Good idea, let’s make a gold statue of Trump. Also a weird fucking golden goat with money glued onto it. Totally not cultists. Totally Christian.”
Reads the part where Jesus flips the tables on the money lenders.
“No … no … not that part, we love money and need to elect all the greedy billionaires.”
Reads the part about a certain golden calf.
“OH! Good idea, let’s make a gold statue of Trump. Also a weird fucking golden goat with money glued onto it. Totally not cultists. Totally Christian.”