Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?
“that’s cute!”
Just smile non-genuinely and say “Sure.”
Woow, what does it do?
- It tells time.
Nothing else? So does my car.
“good for you, little guy”
You still use a watch?
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- Your clock stopped. (Looks at the clock)
- No it’s still working.
- You are bald on tip of your head I saw it when you were looking at the clock.
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
“and i have a piece of cardboard thats worth more than your watch” whips out a charizard
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I’ll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
Not gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
Either dishonest affirmation or “That’s nice, buddy” and touch his shoulder.
With people you might need later it’s the first option, the second if you want to piss off narcissists.
