Has anyone alerted the Fantastic Four?

Someone else showed me that earlier and I turned it on. So far, so good!

I mean… that too, but that has nothing to do with vehicle emission standards.

The most common explanation is that they served some religious purpose, but many archaeologists are very happy to label all kinds of things religious and ceremonial when they don’t know what else to call it, so who knows? There have been very few artifacts found in them. We’ll probably never find out.

(“Ceremonial” is often archaeology speak for “we have no idea what the fuck this was for.”)

Your title is a bit misleading. It’s not one tunnel or an interconnected tunnel network. And most of the tunnels are pretty short. No more than 50 meters most of the time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdstall

Indiana has no emissions standards.

Guess what I see all the fucking time?

Probably not terrible, but also not worth the expense of the pricey can of soup (pricey being relative here, it’s still canned soup).

Starting? I don’t know.

Promoting? Marjorie Taylor-Greene.

https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-doubles-down-weather-comments-after-backlash-1964508

Most of the time anyway…

I’d be worried about trying because they’d think I was doing it because I missed their call and would be a good mark.

That’s awful. This is nowhere near as bad, but I found out I was allergic to pomegranate right before it was in everything for a while because they decided it was a superfood.

Thankfully, that trend was very short-lived.

The voicemails are prerecorded, so I wonder if you ever actually talk to a human or just enter your bank details via the number pad?

We were in the middle of a cold war with the soviets back in the 1960s. Proving the moon landing was fake would have been the propaganda coup of the century for them. What possible reason would they have to stay quiet about that?

That’s always been my number one reason why the moon landing was definitely not faked. The Soviets never caught wind of it between 1969 and 1992? Come on.

Well, at least I can turn it on when the block of calling starts. I can turn it back off later in the day.

I’m guessing if I ever answered, they’d call me even more.

Both.

That’s cool. Thanks!

Thanks, that will help. Although I hope the legitimate unknown calls I get, and I do get them not infrequently due to things like medical issues, will know to leave a voicemail.

I’m sorry the lack of existence of Y dwarf stars makes you angry, but they still don’t exist.

They still have those wire phones with a hand crank.

Good, because I don’t care how nice their soup cans are, there’s no way a string would be able to stay taut between Moscow and Donetsk.