Text: ICE agents are complaining that every time they go out wearing masks in unmasked cars with no uniforms or identification, protesters keep dumping pounds of glitter on them so that everyone can tell they’re ICE for days afterwards.
Image below the text: a man in white shirt and black tie and glasses, with a raised hand, as if trying to get someone’s attention.
Text on that image: who had “Glitter bombing the Gestapo” on their bingo card?
We used to use tar and feathers… Oh how we’ve fallen as a civilization.
Honestly, this is way better because of the implications of what they’ve been doing. Also, their neighbors will know to avoid them.
I imagine one of them going home, getting a side eye and trying to claim “no, I was at a strip club, honest.”