I know I feel safer already.
You know who to thank
That’s a big task, preventing the US or one of their many proxies from doing terrorist attacks
Qualification includes that one time he asked a shoplifter to not shoplift and they left anyway.
Are you sure this guy didn’t star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao
Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der
Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?
Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.
Iran approves this message.
Great, another face I want to punch.
Why didn’t he just appoint a horse?
gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure
Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!
if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions
seems reasonabl
trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a “coup” against him.
thrives on incompetance
😐
I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.
For all intensive purposes, I could care less, but it peaked my interest and I waited for replies with baited breath.
This hz 2 reed
On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I’m working on becoming a worse righter.
At least tree fiddy
Nut coddler face
Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.
