your berries make it home?

Moths generally make you feel better than murder.

From an outside perspective. From an “oh, I just murdered a shitton of empanadas” perspective, still probably better. Fuck now I want like 100 empanadas

The Mouse paid 1.33 billion in income tax alone last year.

You can make extras

Also I’d rather give up peanut butter and eat the cheese

We got the expensive cat poop machine and have been very happy with it.

How’d it go?

I’m on an oolong tea kick right now. I had this delicious strawberry bullshit tea someone gave us and then tried this oolong I bought and they tasted so close to each other and fantastic. I feel better about drinking ten cups of tea a day than ten cups of coffee

Besides, rodents are monarchists, not socialists

Look I had this dream about Jesus not coming back until we ate the giant wheel of cheese that they rolled in front of his tomb now we just gotta find the right cheese

No replace him with a hamburger, no lettuce, extra pickle, grilled onions but not quite grilled right so you can still kinda taste the raw, and a dorito bun

Yeah, we all had a little growing to do as preteens. I tend not to hold it against purple.

I have a nice overexaggerated gasp I break out when the need arises yeah I was a theater kid why do you ask

Saint Eve sounds an awful lot like Steve

I was getting a little more Khrushchev

All at the same time? Are we talking side by side or end to end?

Wait, since when do pluots make you shit

Look for some of us Attack on Titan was amine horror or whatever, to the rest of us it was aspirational

You may be pickle, but I am one who slices and provides pickle. Have you any options of not being pickle?