I hate Donakd too
The year is 2025.
The US President just bombed Iran.
He goes on twitter and writes: “YOU JUST GOT DONAK’D!”
He pulls of his face.
It’s Ashton Kutcher.
The son of a bitch did it again.
Donald Drumpf who self identies as Donank just started a war
Isn’t spelling your name\knowing your name a typical mental health check?
K and L are next to each other on the KB. While it’s a simple typo, it’s appalling that the President of the United States can’t scan such a short message for errors before sending it out to the entire world.
If he isn’t spending two seconds TO MAKE SURE HE SPELLED HIS NAME CORRECTLY WHEN MAKING A PUBLIC ADDRESS, imagine how little thought he puts into anything.
We don’t have to wonder, he tells us almost daily!
Draw an analog clock, with the hands showing 8:15.
The GREAT B-2 pilots have just landed, safely, in Missouri. Thank you for a job well done!!!
DONAKD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
What’s funny, I think he signed it to boost those pilots, with a hint of “noticed by the president himself”. To show, how much he cares about them. Yet he didn’t care enough to take a second to read it.
donakd pls
donakd gt fkd
He keeps talking about the planes safely getting back, I wonder when we’re going to find out we lost one…
I think it’s more that he knows many in his base are pissed that he’s dragging us into another war that’s going to kill the kids of the people who voted for him. So his desperate consolation is that no Americans died in the first strike.
I’d reckon a huge amount of those kids voted for him too.
If they didn’t they’ve had years to quit and abandon. They’ve made their choices too. I hope we start having 100% mortality rate failures.
Start cleaning the new generation out at the same time as lessening support from the elders.
I hope he finally actually has a thought l chance to think clearly before he does and realize that no one actually likes him as a person or anything else, and he literally dies from super acute mega depression. Just whatever the absolute most tortuous mental state to be in is, that’s what he needs. Maybe also at a huge public event that was supposed to make him finally look good somehow just falls apart but gives him enough time to realize what happened and how bad he’s going to look doing in front of the world.
Basically just the most painful death possible- physically, mentally, emotionally, and publicly.
It was lost due to technical problems as usual.
I didn’t know the B stood for Boeing
Slid off the side of the planet, woops
I’m sure Iran wouldn’t keep that a secret
Good point
The Bermuda Triangle strikes again
I’m a bit surprised they are flying back to Missouri. Don’t we have B2s in closer areas?
No real need. The effective range of those planes is infinite. We can refule them midair. Sticking them in the middle of the country for storage made sense for defensive purposes, at least until Ukraine made truck/lorry based drone swarm platforms.
“I bombed Iran, possibly starting WWIII, and all I got was this misspelled tweet.”
I wonder if we will ever learn about their suicides during WWIII
donny fat fingers, jacked up on adderall, strikes again. What an illiterate fuck.
Hes got to be drunk tweeting, right? Right??
How do you misspell your own name?!?
Trump does not drink alcohol actually. His aversion to it is well known.
He himself has called it “one of his only good traits” and claims its influenced by his older brothers drinking problem who affirmed Trump to not drink.
Personally i believe part of it is he had some bad experiences in his youth of it amplifying his stupid mind. Might be part of his daddy issues being called an idiot too.
So basically Trump does not ever drunk text. He really just failed to spell his own name.
(He does abuse some adderal type drugs though)
i would prefer he just be sauced, as compared to the buffet of drugs he is fed to make it seem like his brain isnt completely rotted away
Why do we believe he doesn’t drink, since he lies about literally everything else?
He is a famous high profile figure. We have pictures of him with Epstein and at all kinds of rich people parties.
Not a single picture has him holding an alcoholic drink. Best we get are rumours he had light beer in the 80s and 90s and even those rumours note how mild he drank (like he was just trying to fit in) When every world leaders toasts with champagne he is consistently holding diet coke.
He really is just this stupid while sober.
If he did drink he would boast about how he never gets drunk and can hold all the liquor.
I have zero doubts about how stupid he is, just questioning whether his self professed possibly positive trait is also a lie.
I still think he’s abusing Adderall anyway. He just doesn’t drink. Which is ironic because he causes me to drink more.
L and k sit next to each other on a QWERTY keyboard
The K is right next to the L?
I didn’t think anyone’s confused about how a typo occurs… But when you’re president and this is how you choose to communicate (a social media platform created to benefit you), you’d think you would proofread and care about the message… or at least your own name.
Obviously the misspelling was deliberate to appear more down to earth. /s
And when you go all caps that usually turns off any autocorrect too.
If a president can’t look at their own name in any format and notice it is misspelled, or have one of the hundreds of people at your disposal to double check, before sending out communication to the world it is far worse than the average person making a minor mistake.
Competence? In our moment of triumph?! I think you overestimate their abilities.
It’s honestly kind of crazy how many people here are tripping over themselves to give this piece of garbage the benefit of the doubt.
Something this man has not deserved for at least 30 years.
I agree. Official communication like this is incredibly unprofessional. Not to mention the guy’s an S grade scumbag.
Typos don’t discriminate and I’m not sure he’s legally allowed to edit these “official communications.”
I have a hard time deciding what’s worse, a president that tweets while drunk or a president that can’t spell his own name while sober
Can’t spell when sober is far worse.
Dementia
dementia donakd.
Trump doesn’t drink. That’s just his brain.
his incapacity is au naturel
SİGNED DONAKD DAK, YOUR PRESİDEN
İ
DAMN. A lowercase capital I
whenever I read something like this I just imagine that it’s a five year old writing
Possibly one of his “best” tweets, especially since I think he was making a deliberate effort NOT to end it with “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
Steven Cheung got forced to sit next to Stephen Miller at the next meeting for that faux pas.
“The suckers and losers who flew the planes…”
Oh great, he’s turning into Matt Damon in Team America.
