And y’all wonder why I’m always armed in the woods.

That’s what I was thinking. My wife would be benevolent but politically clueless, making me the real dictator.

That last question is the most interesting to me. I guess it doesn’t take much intuition to realize that rubbing things together makes them hot. Rub your arm really fast.

Still, watching experienced woodsmen starting a fire from scratch is an education. Even the best struggle.

I did worse, resurrected a 1999 industrial 486SX on Win98B. It was fun as hell trying to figure it all out again, and most references are gone from the early web. Which reminds me, time to get that 10-BaseT NIC working!

Pulled that shit on my daughter with an RC shark fin at our camp. LOL, she was tripping.

I don’t get this at all. Are they hoping monkey pox kill most of the humans?

Are you seriously asking for a list of every economic downturn in history?

When prices drop, unemployment goes up, people can’t buy shit, rinse and repeat.

That’s a pre-exercise thing. I think OP’s talking about stretching in your chair or bed.

🎵 Only the good die young! 🎶🎷

And you could knock a motherfucker out with one! Like in 12 Monkeys where Bruce Willis beats a pimp to death.

Hadn’t thought of that, but just checked and NYC is 42% of the state’s population. I would think state politicians crossing a popular mayor a highly risky proposition.

27% of all PIN numbers

I feel personally attacked.

This shit happened to me. Long story but I had just been electrocuted on a telephone pole, screaming my lungs out, hands locked on the wire. My legs still worked so I pushed off the pole and hit the ground. After my supervisor and best friend rolled up to check on me, I decided to man up and finish the job.

Hanging on the pole, customer comes out his back door, “Hey man! Are you going to set up my email before you leave.”

“Yeah. I will.”

Many human families are led by a matriarch whose word is law.

Ask these guys.

OTHO, pretty sure no one needs higher auth to fire on a dude running up on your tank with a sizzling grenade. :)

Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.

Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.

Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.

In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.

Penultimate is a useful word I never use in speaking.

It’s from people ditching home PCs for phones and tablets. That’s it. End of story. There are no significant numbers of people switching to Linux. They simply went to no PC.

10-15 years ago I could have made an OK living fixing home computers. That time is long past.

That’s a new one! What made you think that?

On Amazon, searches and sales for products such as gas masks, first aid kits, and solar-powered flashlights have ticked up notably in the past 30 days

I bought a gas mask 3 weeks ago. Already set for guns and ammo, also have a place to run to. Food and water purification are my weak spots.