Your hair looks small
His hair looks a bit mad… [Irish accent]
Pumpkin pie hair cutted freak.
My face is so ugly, my hairline is slowly trying to get away from it.
Two for one deal.
My dad always said that his head hair was just migrating to his back
Looks like the colony of fungus on his head became sentient.
“Why are you crying? Is it your haircut?”
God damn, that’s nuclear
Don’t remember the show but people kept asking a female character “Is it windy outside” cause her hair was so crazy.
Another good one: you must save a lot of money on shampoo (for someone who is bald)
My favorite is rubbing a bald head (with permission from said baldy) for luck xD
The slap always killz muh
“Is that hair for real?”
Yelled at my grandma’s orange (or red) permed hair while walking on Myrtle Beach!
