The 57-year-old woman denied having any firearms before entering the MRI, according to an adverse event report filed to the FDA.
    • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nzEnglish
      191·
      11 months ago

      Woman Enters MRI Machine With a Gun,

      (Gets Shot in the Butt)

      She been a dumbass since a teen, you know she dat one,

      (Face like a mutt)

    • faintwhenfree@lemmus.orgEnglish
      46·
      11 months ago

      Woman enters MRI machine with a gun, GETS SHOT IN BUTT

      She had it easy else headline would’ve been, DIES OF VAG SMUT