You have been sentenced to life in a micronation of your choosing (Sealand, Molossia, etc.) The micronation must have actual land and you may never leave that land. What micronation do you choose?
Edit: clarification of the rules. A micronation is by definition not recognized internationally. As a result, small sovereign states like the Vatican are not allowed.
Also you can’t just make your own micronation wherever you want. It has to already exist.
Does the vatican count? I’d get into the archives and make it my lifes work to find all the secrets.
Plus it’s pretty cool there, there’s people who do spend their lives there, and always visitors from round the world to hang out with.