Im scared of the staplegunman
The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!
RIP Brett
F
y he do dis
I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.
Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language
You wouldn’t download a kid.
You haven’t tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?
I wish.
I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.
Why someday? Why not now
cause it take some months
It’s like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.
I don’t want kids, pirated or not.
“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/LZgeIReY04c?si=_L-Wu3Q87DHCvy0a
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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Don’t people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!
The production value is better than GOT season 7
Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.
Isn’t that just called kidnapping?
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You wouldn’t download a kid
You wouldn’t download a fridge
No they’re free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.
Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.
Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking
All the comments are just pure gold.
but orlando bloom needs a first mate
