He’s pulling them fresh from his butt.

We’re going to need a lot of tow trucks.

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I learned long ago there are only 2 kinds of cops.

Bad cops and worse cops.

Volunteered voluntarily? You should go back and finish elementary school.

They think most onion articles are real too.

I suspect most of the major models are as well. Kind of like how the Chinese models deal with Tienanmen Square.

Sounds like Scatman John

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“Florida Man” - checks out.

Good riddance.

This may or may not be a shitpost.

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Hindsight is 20/20

We need it about as much as your blogspam. Not at all.

No

That’s Geoff

To prevent people entering or leaving?

How high are you right meow?