Why’s my g-spot up my ass?

God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?

I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.

Why does god hate amputees?