This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.
Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”
Having spent my life around cats I struggle to get used to the round pupils on dogs. I’m used to slit pupils on quadrupeds.
Tbf this specific dog looks like he’s been abusing hard drugs.
I’ve thought for a long time dogs only think in punctuation.
“Whose a good boy?”
“???”
“You’re a good boy!”
“!!!”
This dog has interrobangs and semi-colons in his head.
Translation: “Furthermore; it is necessary to the security of the household that you allocate unto me a portion of all baked, cooked, or roasted goods that pass herein. For should I waste for want of sustenance, there would be no watch at the door; no bold guard to prevent the trespass of wicked men into the holdfast of our fair clan. And what could such a trifling price be, but rightfully rendered payment to a hound most virtuous and fair; indeed, such a payment is ennobling, even, to bursar and beneficiary alike!”
Dog Mind: “;;;”
With those eyes, I can hear him licking his chops just from the photo.
Wait until you find out goats have rectangular pupils !
Don’t most hoofed critters?