That is the reason why some developers are “full stack”. All computers are stacked 🤪
You’re supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.
Well, now I feel like an idiot. I’ve always assumed that was just an expression!
I have a KVM switch so I can control my array of computers with one monitor setup. I have a normal desk and a big closet to house all the computers.
Reminds me of a scam call center person telling Kitboga “your IP address is tied to your house address. You don’t get a new one unless you move houses”
I wish
Actually long desks are no longer considered best practice. At my work, some devs have a lazy suzan, while others prefer a circle that they can pivot around to face the right computer.
A TARDIS console.
HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS
Okay, it’s starting to add up.
Not a single real language 😈
JSON and XML can be “real” languages. Mostly because of people who didn’t stop to ask if they should.
I hate working in frontend because I have to keep switching computers between Javascript, HTML, CSS and sometimes SVG
come on, only one out of those four is a programming language
edit (begrudgingly): ok fine, half, but still
SVG? SVG isn’t half a language, it’s a completely functional one!
CSS is turing conplete.
If your desk is only 3/4ths of a chain long, how will you fit more than one computer?