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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…

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They were merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can you think of a better way, I’d like to hear it.
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  Long protein strings? You mean they cum on each other? Thank you for the mental image buddy.
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    It’s a Simpsons reference
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      Iii voted for Kodos

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