Some people say thats it really unfair to say “JD Vance is a couch fucker”. JD Vance never wrote in a book, “hey everyone, my name is JD Vance and I love to fuck couches”, that’s an unfair accusation based on no evidence.

For all we know its entirely possible that JD Vance took his time and made love to that couch. We gotta stick to the facts and be honest here people!