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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Oh Jesus, what’s wrong with you. 7 I guess
7 so I can spend the whole flight telling the man how disappointing he turned out to be.
Hogan can tell you how he wrestled over 400 days in a single year.
I feel like sitting next to him would suck because he’s such a big guy