The guy at the register where we paid was wearing a Superman T-shirt.
$35 to dress like a person who’s a really big fan of Spirit Halloween, but does not work there.
Why is it all of a sudden “Spirit Halloween”? Wasn’t it “Spirit of Halloween”?
it’s always been Spirit Halloween
What the actual fuck.
Their charity is spirit of children? Maybe that’s where you got cross threaded.
No, I’d never heard of that until that wikipedia entry.
Either my entire past has been a fever dream, or my entire future will be.
The ghost of Nelson Mandela is just playing around with his multiverse machine, you’ll be back in your reality in no time
He’ll get back to reading his Barenstein Bears book any time now.
I’d bet on all our futures being fever dreams the way things are going…
Obviously the crew are the people who make the store pop up overnight as soon as [smaller retailer in your area] goes out of business, and break it all down once halloween is over