Take her to a knightclub
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Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.
WD40
“I’m glad you brought protection”
Marry her.
what i’m told
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
That would be awesome, but I would be severely underdressed.
I would be anyway.
You’ve got mail!
She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
Joust!
“Oh shit. Why didn’t you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!”
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
Ni!
