Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.

Omnipresent super-soakers full of paint will ensure they wont.

Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.

Pro gamer move is to set your password as eight asterisks and a space at the end

Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.

Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.

He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.

Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.

This is my kink

Netflix and chill

👉 RTLSDR NOAA sat imagery and chill

I vote for the bin chicken

Pasta is egg and flour. Cake is egg and flour. Society has decided that egg and flour has to be maked in a particular shape and cooked in a particular way to have strawberries with it.

Stargate SG-1 TV series

Im currently listening to an audiobook by Arthur C Clarke called ‘The Greeks’ which is about ancient greek history.

Ive also listened to Stephen Fry’s ‘Mythos’ which is about ancient Greek mythology.

I would strongly recommend them both.

Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.

I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.

My house is base camp.

Long after these two particular memes die out

Heresy? On my Lemmy instance?

They pulled him out of the earth only to return him to the earth. Circle of life innit?

So many red lines crossed its starting to look like a red carpet.

Teleports kids to the ER

Bosnian space program training.

Mums will not let their kids on it. Dads will spun it faster to teach their kids about conservation of momentum.

A second footlong has just hit my stomach.