Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.
Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.
It’s worse than I imagined, thank you.
Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn’t supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.
I want to see a single Fox News article about this. Surely we’ll see the signature pearl-clutching from the conservatives.
It’s almost as bad as provolone on a cheesesteak.
I’m afraid to find out what his supporters are gonna do to show solidarity. Maxi pads on their ears, wearing trash bags… Now this
I think Boebert gave us a sneak peek awhile back.
Another example of real life stranger than fiction.
There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It’s mind boggling.
“Dream big again”