Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?message-squaremessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1206arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1191arrow-down1message-squareYou can summon a baguette out of thin air but it is always slightly stale. How do you use this ability for personal gain?Stamets@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square122fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecollapse_already@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down1·1 day agoI assassinate people by summoning baguettes in their lungs.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 day agoWe thought they would use this power to end world hunger, but it only took them 7 hours to weaponize it
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoCan’t be hungry if they are dead!
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 day agoBreadbane the Yeastman always rises!
I assassinate people by summoning baguettes in their lungs.
We thought they would use this power to end world hunger, but it only took them 7 hours to weaponize it
Can’t be hungry if they are dead!
Breadbane the Yeastman always rises!