The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agoAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1773arrow-down136
arrow-up1737arrow-down1imageAre you trying to STEAL entertainment??startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squareFixbeat@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up36·11 months agoThat’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·11 months ago“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling” “Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
minus-squareTheWinged7@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoBut I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
minus-squareLoftySnowman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoI just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoIf the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.
That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.
“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”
“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”
But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad
I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.
If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.