mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down10
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareWhat is something you're certain you would never do, yet find yourself dreaming about?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarehalloween_spookster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoWinning the lottery
minus-squarepikasaurX4@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoMe at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoKnowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.mindoki.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoI won once. -“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”
Winning the lottery
Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win
Knowing my luck I’d win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.
I won once.
-“Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery.”