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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

Cruel and unusual punishment

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Cruel and unusual punishment

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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    The murderers have to do C++.

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      I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up…

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        If you do COBOL it’s a get out of jail free card

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          So as long as I’m not caught in between I can murder multiple times?

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      Don’t murderers do filesystems?

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        I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.

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      They’ve already got the requisite skills for Unix

      man kill

      pkill -P <parent_pid> —signal SIGKILL

      killall -9

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