God, I love the downvotes on this post. Cope and seethe. Y’all are the ones that are going to fuck up and get trump reelected.

Fucking love Butters. This is his best quote in the whole show. Just pure wholesomeness.

Fucking based

Is this loss?

Sometimes you just hafta look at it

Biggus Dickus

Get in mah belly, you piece of shit

I’ll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it’s my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn’t give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it’ll shatter more easily, too.

According to Tineye, it was first posted to pikabu.ru around July of 2020.

I want it with the words

Beati sumus

So when I need to use the microwave, I have to first clear your time and then put in mine? It’s not just about the clock.

Where are Jncos in this cycle? I’d assume they were at the bottom. Was that just a particularly baggy cycle?

When you’re done with the microwave and took your food out early to avoid the alarm, clear the fucking time that’s remaining.

Ok so game plan: eat some limes, wait three days, take a shit, profit

But seriously, though, thank you for this story. It will be difficult not to think of this every time I bite my nails now.

Biting my nails

Not to kinkshame, but why is that one chick watching monkeys kissing?

Precisely this. The people not getting the OP are why Common Core was developed.

****RAV4