What I find ultimately hilarious (in a “can’t cry, have to laugh way”) is this. HOW THE FUCK WILL ANYONE BUY THE SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING WHEN WE’RE ALL BROKE? Like - isn’t it obvious? All this fucking corporate greed can only lead to bankruptcy of your business you short-sighted cunts.

It cooks the Covid vaccine in my brain just so

A bit like that scene in “men in black” with the little alien guy controlling the body from the head. Man, that sounds like a sweet set-up. Nice chair, couple of 4k screens, kick back and let the cruise control take over sometimes. Sounds nice.

Matches the drapes.