Pretty sure they said strike the earth
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Pretty sure they said strike the earth
“that won’t stop me because I can’t read”
- Lauren Boebert
We’re gonna have to put laaaaaaaadybird down… Mr Hill?
They’re coming directly from a well meaning individual’s asshole
People just liked it better that way
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Ah, you can make UP on the left there
Keeps me regular
There isn’t a soul on lemmy that doesn’t know Linux exists
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our “internet connection” was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn’t need it to play solitaire.
I like the bulleit old fashioned
Founders makes some great beer.
Who else learned of this song from 40 year old virgin
Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let’s stick with this guy
North Koreans, this is your chance to be world heroes
Back when MMA was a new thing I did a class. Made my ears ring lol
Just don’t try to add a fucking embassy to the deal. Never happening
Rest in piss
“fuck them kids”
- Michael Jordan
Too young to remember how bloodthirsty Hilary was as secretary of state. Member when “we came, we saw, he died tehe”?