But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

Can confirm, was an edgy atheist when I was 14 then real life managed to chill me the fuck out.

Friend: Brings up really cool idea for something to do

Me: Awesome! When do you wanna do it?

Friend: blank stare uhhh, I’ll have to figure it out, this week isn’t good

EVERY TIME

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This is why as much as much as I don’t wanna die, I hope we never unlock the secret to immortality. At least for now billionaires and fascists all die eventually.

Level 18?

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Oh fuck I can’t unsee it

It’s a survivor the same way the coelacanth or horseshoe crab is - a living fossil.

lol no it’s not, could even take pics to show you

I’m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.