BagOfHeavyStones

Dyson hand dryers. Too many dB.

Sounds like you need a virtual machine for each Teams account!

Bring back Outlook Express!

Gluteus overhang?

Excluding Google Keep?

I know someone who drinks a few litres of gin a week. They seem impervious.

If you can hum and whistle at the same time you might have a chance.

Zuul will be pleased!

Are you a god?

It is related to a random meditation video I ripped to MP3 which generally works well.

“Fall Asleep In MINUTES! Sleep Talk-Down Guided Meditation Hypnosis for Sleeping”

Don’t let it play past the first hour though. A glitch will wake you up again.

I use JetAudio’s timer to start brown noise after 30 minutes, with the meditation played in another audio player.

Will one of your alts be GotNoArmsLeft?

Are you related to the FSM?

Sounds a bit like Ice Magic here in Australia.

Do you have an unusual nose?

Tofu Dreg.