BigPapaE@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports sayEnglish
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1 year agoAlways quit while you’re ahead
Always quit while you’re ahead
After the 15th time people started getting suspicious
Hmm time for a snack
Takes a bite from a raw onion like an apple
Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?