Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

Whoever loses, we win?

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste

No such thing as the government, that’s just a thing invented by big news to sell you more news

It’s more likely than you think!

They should feed the taco some fake intel, e.g. some abandoned shed in the middle of nowhere being a secret drone factory and if it gets obliterated the next day…

Go get her tiger

Be happy

What flavour?

Dinner flavour.

You’re also broke, because money can’t buy happiness

You also instantly end up in /that/ episode where the fictional character is tested the most

You have the constant urge to shit too

This is either a grift or some really clever performance art

And the guy in the back turning away to laugh

With a kickass facial horn

Conversely, the right are a bunch of elite billionaire morons, sending out violent moron thugs to beat up any dissenters and their dumb and weak moron supporters cheer them on.

Have you tried ethanol or lipids?

Fffffuuuuu…

That’s what you get for being such a Will