Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

No! I am the leaker!

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

Well this is some BULLSHIT!

In my defense, I was really stoned at the time

Yea! #STOPBOTHATE

This hurts more than it should

This is patrick

That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.

OH MY GOD! Mario was right! There’s turtles In the pipes!

Thoughts and prayers!