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Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
Remember kids, if a person asks “What would you do if I asked you out?” – that person is asking you out.
You mean other people don’t?!?
I saw that guy in Forrest Gump!
And your bank account isn’t directly tied to a credit card, unlike a debit card. I’ve heard horror stories about people that have a $2k disputed charge that is just in limbo in a bank account until the investigation is complete and found in the account holder’s favor.
Credit card companies actively pursue fraud and will advocate for their cardmembers first, whereas the banks seem to hold some apprehension; at least in my experience.
Ha! “Consultant / Technology Manager” – pretty sure he’s just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
Yea hey xitter my xitter now
Pay to be free like me on xitter now
Speech is only money on xitter now
…
Take it in the the xitter now xitter now
I’ll eat cereal when we get it for the kids but prefer granola, over Greek yogurt. Otherwise I go for overnight oats.
Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing
Yep, inertia.
“Redditors vent and complain”
News at 11.
An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.
Eh, we’ve already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.
That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.
Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!
…maybe other people just aren’t into feet as much as you.
Money buys options.
If you have more money, typically you have a greater pool of options to choose from in all avenues of life.
When your finances are desperate or non existent, so are your options.
Don’t worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!
I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!
Loaves and fishes bitches!
Cold, Jack.