Your parents didn’t just stuff you in the back window?

So Hamas still haven’t released the hostages. Got it. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of As The Stomach Churns.

Or, we could just rely on our traumatic memory from 9/11 and not care.

Even if someone did eat a pet it would at least be due to desperate hunger. Kristi Noem OTOH…

Home owners have entered the chat.

Okay, this one made me lol 3x.

Yeah, it’s the same response for every event EU/NATO/Ukraine related. The news “EU/NATO/UA did something” = “Putin utters red line threat”

The joke is this is news like “Putin still breathing today”.

I wonder why they aren’t sympathetic?

Really Reuters? This is news?

Finally, a method of protesting that truly reflects the situation.

I have to go through the entire rest of the day having this in the back of my mind the whole time. GFD. 🫣

Oh, good. I needed a nice location for my press conference. Why am I leaking?

You could have just used the Reuters article, which was directly linked in this one. Would have been far more effective to spread the information as it would have avoided people automatically rejecting the propaganada (This linked article literally has a self-professed photoshopped image on it, for example).

They don’t have the balls obviously.

Highschool mandated trans surgery

It was a gang that was clearly lying in wait and.simultaneously jumped out of the bushes to surround her. Should have just gave them her wallet.

That’s 27000 streams/hour. How? Why did this take years to discover? How did this not get automatically detected within minutes?

WTF am I doing with my life if it is this easy to scam 2.4million in a year? 1 year and I could yoink it all and move to some BF island in the middle of nowhere with no extradition and live the rest of my life playing Blackjack and Hookers.

At time of writing this at least 11 people understood my point. Why don’t you?