Colonel Sanders

Except in most instances it’s not the buyer who pays the commission it’s the seller…

Not sure how it is in other countries, but I always assumed that a “life” sentence at least in the US just meant anything over 25 years

Mainly because sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and it should be enjoyed as such.

Even then it’ll probably just be from one town to another very close by thus really only useable for a small subset of people. We need trans continental high speed railways not puddle jumpers

I also noticed that, especially with bananas, when I started washing them as soon as I got home I didn’t get any gnats, because gnats will absolutely lay their eggs on the outside of fruits even at the store.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

https://i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

You forgot to add the "Edit: " part because they always have to come back and edit every 2 minutes.

Edit: “Whoa my first gold! Thanks!”

Edit2: “Wow this is silly, thanks everyone!”

Edit3: “While you’re here, let me tell you my life story.”

EditAdNauseum: High pitched ear ringing